Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Johnny Knoxville's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003
1:06 pm	Would you look at that. I fucking died again. Maybe its cause Beyonce died. Someone make her come back before I fucking shoot myself in the foot. I NEED TO GET LAID GOD DAMNIT. Not like she'd lay me or anything.. Anyway, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Whoever saw Steve-o swallow the goldfish and puke it up that was mad fucking funny. (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 17th, 2003
9:45 pm	I just thought I'd like to let you all know. I'm masturbating with sea cucumbers at Beyonce's presense. Kthanks. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 14th, 2003
11:53 am	WTF sorry I died. I got lost inside of Beyonce. I mean.. uh.. Bigger update later fools. [ Finals all this week =-x ] (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 7th, 2003
10:02 pm	'Sup? I had a chance to talk to a few people since I arrived. Okay the fucking MTV Music Awards sucked. You people suck. I shouldn't won both of those awards. Oh well. At least I got to introduce fucking nomanations with hot as hell Beyonce Knowles. Ha we talked about making babies on public tv. Hell I'd have her make my babies anyday. Anwyay. Kim is fucking awesome. Kandsheshottoo. (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 5th, 2003
8:20 pm	Okay, so I'm here. Now where the hell is Steve-o and Weeman? Roflmao. Uh yeah my intros suck, so suck my balls if you hate this. I'm Johnny Knoxville. I'm fucked up in the head, but I enjoy doing Jackass. Whats not to love? Getting hurt, and acting like an absolute idiot. I also enjoy hot babes, and getting messages so fuck me up at > Jckass Johnny (2 Comments |Comment on this)